So you’re “doing your duty” at the rest stop and suddenly you realize you’ve dropped your keys down the hole. So what’s the first thing that crosses your mind? Tear lose the toilet and jump on down into the crap pit to try and find them, of course! Only problem was once he got down there about neck deep in feces he couldn’t get back out. After officials had been called and they finally get him out… turns out his keys were in his back pocket all along.